by Thott
2003/10/25
A group of adventurers comes across a fire giant stronghold, deep in a dungeon:
| $who | \n";
} else {
print "| $who> | $what | \n";
}
}
say("Warrior", "so, how are we going to kill these things?");
say("Monk", "you tank it, and I'll punch it to death. Seems pretty straightforward to me.");
say("Cleric", "looks like a lot of giants up there.");
say("Bard", "I'll try lament");
say("Cleric", "that's a lull?");
say("Bard", "yep");
say("Bard", "ok, here goes");
say("Bard", "wtf");
say("Dwarf", "bard dead, drink!");
say("Ranger", "better him than me");
say("Bard", "well, lament doesn't work");
say("Cleric", "casting rez on a bard should cost half mana, since they're all half wits");
say("Bard", "haha, very funny. Have any better ideas?");
say("Enchanter","I'll just mez any adds");
say("Bard", "there are a LOT of giants, you saw how fast I died");
say("Ranger", "you always die fast");
say("Dwarf", "I love bards");
say("Bard", "thanks to selo's, all you can do is try to love bards");
say("Dwarf", ":(");
say("Enchanter","I'm a good enchanter, we'll be fine");
say("Bard", "ok, grabbing them, I can always use the death practice");
say("Cleric", "you need death practice like the warrior needs another hole in his head");
say("Warrior", "haha...er, what?");
say("Enchanter","they're immune to mez!?!");
say("Ranger", "I rooted one!");
say("Ranger", "damn it's summoning");
say("Bard", "ranger dead, haha! oof");
say("Monk", "you're all dead");
say("Dwarf", "drink!");
say("Enchanter","ok lull doesn't work, mez doesn't work, root isn't good enough, I think we need more people");
say("Monk", "let me try");
say("Enchanter","...try what? Yelling at them and hoping they give up?");
say("Bard", "He's going to enlighten them. Once they find The Way, they'll give up their personal possessions and go sit on a mountain.");
say("Warrior", "in on personal possessions!");
say("Monk", "haha, very funny. I'm going to use feign death.");
say("Ranger", "what, as a kind of example? We can't kill them because they don't know how to die?");
say("Monk", "no I read about it on the net, supposedly if you FD enough, they just kind of get split up, and you can fight them solo.");
say("Warrior", 'is this going to get us banned? I remember that time you found that "special spot" where mobs didn\'t fight back...');
say("Monk", "no no, we won't get banned. Nobody has gotten banned, yet.");
say("Warrior", "...yet?");
say("Monk", "I think it's ok. Nobody has said it isn't!");
say("Cleric", "I think I read the devs said something about it not being intended.");
say("Monk", "well ok, Brad McQuaid said that, but lots of things aren't intended. Unless it's declared an exploit, it's perfectly legal!");
say("Enchanter","well anything is better than just sitting here. Go get yourself killed, I could use the entertainment.");
say("Dwarf", "and I'm thirsty");
say("You gain party experience!");
say("Enchanter","that is so wrong, kickboxer >> me");
say("Cleric", "at least we're not dead");
say("Dwarf", ":( so very thirsty");
say("Warrior", "in on personal possessions!");
say("Ranger", "well we're not banned, let's do it again!");
?>
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