by Thott
2003/10/25

A group of adventurers comes across a fire giant stronghold, deep in a dungeon:
Warrior>so, how are we going to kill these things?
Monk>you tank it, and I'll punch it to death. Seems pretty straightforward to me.
Cleric>looks like a lot of giants up there.
Bard>I'll try lament
Cleric>that's a lull?
Bard>yep
Bard>ok, here goes
Bard>wtf
Dwarf>bard dead, drink!
Ranger>better him than me
Bard>well, lament doesn't work
Cleric>casting rez on a bard should cost half mana, since they're all half wits
Bard>haha, very funny.  Have any better ideas?
Enchanter>I'll just mez any adds
Bard>there are a LOT of giants, you saw how fast I died
Ranger>you always die fast
Dwarf>I love bards
Bard>thanks to selo's, all you can do is try to love bards
Dwarf>:(
Enchanter>I'm a good enchanter, we'll be fine
Bard>ok, grabbing them, I can always use the death practice
Cleric>you need death practice like the warrior needs another hole in his head
Warrior>haha...er, what?
Enchanter>they're immune to mez!?!
Ranger>I rooted one!
Ranger>damn it's summoning
Bard>ranger dead, haha! oof
Monk>you're all dead
Dwarf>drink!
Enchanter>ok lull doesn't work, mez doesn't work, root isn't good enough, I think we need more people
Monk>let me try
Enchanter>...try what? Yelling at them and hoping they give up?
Bard>He's going to enlighten them. Once they find The Way, they'll give up their personal possessions and go sit on a mountain.
Warrior>in on personal possessions!
Monk>haha, very funny. I'm going to use feign death.
Ranger>what, as a kind of example? We can't kill them because they don't know how to die?
Monk>no I read about it on the net, supposedly if you FD enough, they just kind of get split up, and you can fight them solo.
Warrior>is this going to get us banned? I remember that time you found that "special spot" where mobs didn't fight back...
Monk>no no, we won't get banned. Nobody has gotten banned, yet.
Warrior>...yet?
Monk>I think it's ok. Nobody has said it isn't!
Cleric>I think I read the devs said something about it not being intended.
Monk>well ok, Brad McQuaid said that, but lots of things aren't intended.  Unless it's declared an exploit, it's perfectly legal!
Enchanter>well anything is better than just sitting here. Go get yourself killed, I could use the entertainment.
Dwarf>and I'm thirsty
You gain party experience!
Enchanter>that is so wrong, kickboxer >> me
Cleric>at least we're not dead
Dwarf>:( so very thirsty
Warrior>in on personal possessions!
Ranger>well we're not banned, let's do it again!

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